this is really a throwaway comic, but in the spirit of my favorite sporting season of all, i colored it and now you’re looking at it.

While i’m sure Gogo appreciates smashmouth plays and brutal hits, i’m also sure the primitive lizard-brain that occupies most of her skull is drawn to the endless parade of slo-mo shots of rippling muscles and tight pants. The fact that the gentlemen in question are also hitting each other violently is the icing on the cake.

Just the same, though, if you’re a football fan (American football, to be clear) as I am…my God, games can really have an unbearable amount of downtime.