I should state that I’m not a professional writer, I have no published works consisting solely of writing, and these journals comprise the bulk of my written works, for which I receive no pay whatsoever. Although I guess if you count comic writing and subsequent illustration of said writings, then maybe I am, but I’m not banging out columns or reports or great narrative works. And anyway, my literary triumphs include phrases such as “HELLS YEAH, I HAS ANGRY, BITCH!” and so…no Pulitzers now or ever for me.
But I do have some skill! By which I mean I can cobble together sentences in a way that wouldn’t cause an English teacher to blow their brains out or move to the mountains with a typewriter and a long, grizzled beard. I began reading and writing prior to kindergarten and by sixth grade was cranking out long, terrible, TERRIBLE novels on a Smith Corona. Seriously, it was crap you wouldn’t dare wipe your ass with, but they were the heartfelt writings of a child whose world consisted of dinosaurs and a deep-seated hatred of math who thought Jurassic Park was the greatest achievement of human cinema. But I liked reading, I liked writing, and even though I wasn’t especially good at making great works with those tools, I was able to use them to get high marks in at least one non-art-related class. (Math and science, not so much.)
My point is that, when you stop to think about it, being able to write at all is something of a special skill. Many people can read and write, but it’s less common to read stuff that isn’t full of grammatical errors, punctuation atrocities, or just mangled ideas. I suppose it’s a casualty of the age we’re in, that shorthand or just an undisciplined use of typed or written language is acceptable since it’s all so common, and at the end of the day, if you can make yourself understood, you’ve satisfied the core requirement of language.
But on the other hand, if you can’t type one or two sentences without butchering your spelling, or spending your profanities too freely, or forming a cohesive argument without third-grade tactics, you are stupid. Your typed words will often have more traction these days than spoken ones, and if your written speech reads like the jabberings and mispronunciations of a 5 year old, you ought to be treated like one. This isn’t snobbish elitism; when I read a sentence like:
“dude macs r sux pcs rul!!!!!”
I do NOT envision someone with an educated mind, a good salary, and respectability amongst his peers advancing an argument. I think of someone who regularly shits themselves, embarasses themselves and those around them in social settings, and even though they’re ostensibly writing about the nuances of computer technology, I picture them using a keyboard with a baseball bat in between bouts of touching themselves or making awkward sexual advances towards farm animals. Worse, it makes ME stupider to read those kinds of things, because all I want to do is hit someone until all their teeth fall out, which does no one any good.
Maybe I’m part of a disappearing mindset, where spelling and grammar actually matters in communicating ideas, and that the future belongs to those who have wisely realized that these things don’t matter. Maybe it’s smarter to let these things go, and let loose the floodgates so that every online article or newspaper column or magazine feature reads like a comment board on YouTube. Maybe classes that focus on people being able to read and write are just a huge waste of time. (Which they were, largely. Remember reading stories aloud in Lit class and suffering through someone’s horribly stunted recital of some story? Absolutely intolerable to students who could actually read and were seven pages ahead…) It’s quite possible that I’m a pompous ass who makes a big deal about writing stuff even though I couldn’t add two double-digit numbers together in under a minute to save my life.
As a final thought, I’m actually kind of impressed with the quality of the comments that I’ve seen here on deviantart. The philosophical journal entry a few dates back with its deluge of comments actually featured quite a bit of lengthy responses that weren’t grammatical atrocities and were surprisingly engaging reads. I also noted that more than a few comments were written by people whose first language is NOT English, who can write circles around a lot of people I know whose ONLY language is whatever passes for English here in the U.S.
Oh, and if anyone points out any spelling errors, or the irony that I wrote a long, rambling, boring journal entry about effectively and coherently communicating ideas…have a cookie.
